40 of The Cutest Easter Quotes & Puns •

It’s that time of the year again! The rabbit (or the bells in France!) is preparing to bring chocolates and present them to everybody worldwide.

Easter means that the world starts to rebirth; it’s a time of celebration. Therefore, it is the perfect time to celebrate this beautiful time of the year with some egg-celent easter quotes and puns; you’ll find all types of quotes. Short ones, cute ones, and more traditional types of quotes.

Here is the best Easter quotes you need to know! They also make the perfect Easter Instagram captions for your upcoming social media posts.

40 of The Cutest Easter Quotes & Puns

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While easter is originally a Christian celebration, it is also celebrated by many people outside of the Christian faith as it is a fun holiday for kids.

There are so many different traditions surrounding easter in the world. It’s always interesting to see how people celebrate holidays accross the world and their traditions.

I want to take a moment to remind you of somehting important; every easter, plenty of people decide to adopt bunnies because they seem like low maintenance and fit the easter spirit. Don’t do that; rabbits aren’t toys and require proper care.

While rabbits are unique pets, they aren’t animals you can leave in a cage and forget about it or let kids mishandle; think about it before you get a rabbit for the wrong reason. You can read more about why you should think twice about getting a rabbit this easter.

Easter Quotes

“A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever. How do you get from that to Hide-The-Eggs? Did Jesus have a problem with eggs? Did he go, “When I come back, if I see any eggs, the whole salvation thing is off”.” – Jon Stewart
March me down to the seven seas. Bury me with a ruby ring. Kiss me baby on an Easter Sunday day. Make my haze blow away. I said blow away.” – The Black Crowes
“Easter is not a passport to another world; it is a quality of perception for this one.” – W.P. Lemon
“Easter is not the celebration of the cost of sin, but of its end.” – Gene Skaggs Jr
“As a general rule, fans and idols should always be kept at arm’s length, the length of the arm to be proportionate to the degree of sheer idolatry involved. Don’t take a Beatle to lunch. Don’t wait up to see if the Easter Bunny is real. Just enjoy the egg hunt.” – Shana Alexander
“I don’t really care what people tell children – when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, one more fib won’t hurt.” – Julie Burchill

Short Easter Quotes

“The Great Gift Of Easter Is Hope.” – Basil C. Hume
“Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.” – S.D. Gordon
“April hath put a spirit of youth in everything.” – William Shakespeare
It’s when you crack open a chocolate Easter egg, that smiles emerge.” – Anthony T. Hicks
The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we’ve surrounded ourselves with.”- Siobhan Shaw
“May little chicks and flowers bring into your life the joys of spring.” – Easter Greeting
“Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise!” – Wallace Stevens
“I have always wanted a bunny and I’ll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.” – Amy Sedaris

Funny Easter Quotes

“Easter is the only time when it’s perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket.” – Evan Esar
“I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and true love. Don’t even try to tell me different.”- Dolly Parton
“Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead – and we get chocolate eggs. It’s like turn-down service from God.” – Denis Leary
“We have Christmas and Thanksgiving, and Easter, although we’re not exactly sure we celebrate them on the right days.” – Henry De Vere Stacpoole
“After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, a young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one.” – Jim Kraus
“I’m waiting for the Easter Wabbit. When he comes in looking so fluffy and cute with his wittle basket of Easter eggs… BANG! Easter Wabbit stew.” – Warren Foster

Cute Easter Quotes & Captions

“Easter combines the best of the present with the traditions of the past – like Cadbury cream eggs with hunting and gathering.” -Melanie White
“Christmas and Easter bring wonderful treasures, but spirits and pumpkins bring far greater pleasures.” – George Tibbles
“If you believe in the Easter Bunny, it means you believe in a fat, purple bunny, which is pooping multi-color eggs in your garden.” – Alex Antunes
“Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.” – S.D. Gordon
“‘Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees Filled all the air with fragrance and with joy.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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15 Best Easter Puns

Here you’ll find all the funny egg captions for instagram, the easter bunny captions and peeps captions for instagram!

Your egg-cellent jokes crack me up.
I think I’m pretty bunny.
I’m an Easter eggs-pert.
Color me egg-cited for Easter!
Time to Cad-bury the kids in chocolate.
Bunny, I’m home!
I don’t normally eat candy eggs, but this Easter I might whisk it!
Can anybody find me some-bunny to love?
The plot chickens…
Let’s live hoppily ever after.
I carrot believe it’s Easter.
My Easter puns are very bunny.
It’s officially time for the egg hunt — let’s hop to it!
Hoppy Easter to all my peeps!
I carrot-bout you so much!

Perfect Easter Instagram Captions

Easter: My favorite excuse to eat chocolate for every meal.
Hanging with the cutest chicks!
Follow the bunny, he has the chocolate.
Easter is the time to rejoice and be thankful for the gift of life, love and joy.
Who says easter egg hunts are only for the kids!
When life gives you lemons, throw it back and ask for chocolate.
Easter eggs hunts: Proof your child can find things when they really want to.
I’ll celebrate anyone who can turn water into wine.

All right, that’s a wrap on these 40 amazing Easter quotes and captions; I hope you enjoyed this post as much as I did! Easter is a lovely time of the year, and those easter quotes are amazing to caption your journal, social media post or put in your photo albums.

I wish you all a happy 🐣 🐰

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50 of The Cutest Easter Quotes & Puns